But they obsess over Finland instead of Japan.
“MOI. MY NAME IS JANE SMITH, BUT YOU CAN CALL ME TAHTI VANHANEN. I EAT SALMIAKKI FOR DINNER. THEN I GO INTO MY MAKESHIFT SAUNA THAT I MADE BY PUTTING A HOT GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL IN A RUNNING SHOWER WITH THE DOOR CLOSED AND LISTEN TO METAL. VOI PERKELE!!!! I’M AMERICAN BY BIRTH BUT FINNISH AT HEART. SUOOOOOOOOOMIIIIIII FINLAND IN MY HEART FOREEEEEEVEEEEEERRRRR! MOI FOR NOW.”
eww
I saw this yesterday while I was at work and laughed so hard I wound up falling on my keyboard, crying, trying not to be...